wretchedtooth:

wilwheaton:

How can you not vote for that hat?

#IStandWithWretched Tooth #IStandWithWretchedTooth

Thank You For Your Support, Willam Wheaton.

I Appreciate Your Support As An Individual And Will Gladly Accept You As An Ally, With Respect

But I Must Also Distance Myself From The Farce Of Celebrity Endorsements At This Time

They Have Propped Up Idols For Us To Identify With

When This One Or That One Buys A House, We Look At Photos Of The House

When This One Or That One Goes On A Date, We Publish A Record In Print

They Stand Together Outside Of The Cage, Buying Houses And Going On Dates, And We Run Toward Them On Our Spinning Wheels, Believing We Will Reach Them And Finally Rest

And The Wheels Power Their Houses And Their Dates

Then We Fall Asleep And Dream That We Are Not In A Cage