thebootydiaries:

snickerdoodl3:

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snickerdoodl3:

thebootydiaries:

honestly i feel so bad for my future husband bc i would ask “do u think im pretty” like 29 times a day and nudge him awake at 3am to ask if he thinks snails have feet

Me. But I wouldn’t ask such a stupid question. Obviously snails don’t fucking have any fucking feet you piece of shit fake text post maker.

actually the bottom part of the snail is considered to be a muscular foot. it’s too bad u don’t know the answer to such a stupid question tho rip in peace ;(

If you already knew that then why would you be asking? “Muscular foot” is still different than “feet”. My response is still valid. It’s still a stupid question.

henny… I said “snails” which is plural… like…..saying “humans have hearts” doesn’t mean one human has multiple hearts…… rip in rest ;/