punishandenslavesuckers

Younger Washington is of interest to me. Mostly because I can really distinctly see him interrupting someone’s angry rant by draining the last of his soda really loudly, through a silly straw while leveling big ‘chill the fuck out bro’ expression at them like “Oh, sorry. Were you going somewhere with that? It sounded like bitching to me. Sorry.” Or the one blinking really slowly and judgmentally at a really bad strategy then being like “oh, well, that’s the plan huh? well, fuck me, let’s roll.”

Basically, less flustered Wash more “lol wtf is with this guy?” Wash.