So this lady cut me when I tried to mount my bike on the bus. She justified saying “I’ll probably get off before you do” without even asking where my destination was - it was the last stop.
Before I got a chance to reply she was already mounting her bike on the collapsible bike rack that folded out in front of city buses, on the FRONT spot of all places. Making it tremendously hard for the second bike rider to mount their bike. She goes in to pay her fare while I struggle with rolling my bike across the back spot.
Thinking on the spot, I did have a few stray extra thick zip-ties from my warehouse job in my pocket and I just zipped a few motherfuckers on that bitches wheel to the bus rail.
I intentionally leave the bus a few stops before the final destination, trading off a longer commute to get off clean. I just wish I was there to see her struggle with tugging her bike out.
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