And it’s always the same 2 blue eyes comparisons. The ocean or the sky. Like come on at least be creative.
His eyes were as blue as the blue liquid used in commercials for Always Pads.
his eyes were as blue as my tumblr dashboard
His eyes were as blue as a really blue thing
His eyes were as blue as the rest of his face turned as I strangled him to death
his eyes were as blue as tumblr and his personality was just as bad