Things that are better than sex
Homestuck updating again
You have clearly never had sex.
Well duh, they read homestuck.
you have clearly never read homestuck or waited tree years for it to upd8
I honestly tried but nothing really happened and it was overall disappointing. I realized that it’s just not my cup of tea.
AS for homestuck, I tried that too but it was pretty much the same except I couldn’t finish. It went on way too long and I grew bored fast.
But if I had to choose between the two then I would choose sex because at least I might be able to finish that.