sucymemebabaran

the platypus is a damn mary sue animal it’s got a beak and lays eggs but it’s a mammal and also it’s venomous and has a beaver tail and webbed feet and purple eyes that change color depending on its mood and both its parents are dead and it was locked up in the royal canterlot dungeon because its pyromancy was too powerful but harry potter was in love with it and broke it out of prison with the help of sam and dean who are also in love with it and its mother was an angel so it’s half celestial

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