Describe your favorite Pokémon in the shittiest manner possible

the-nerdy-reindeer:

psydoktor:

rattusregius:

mohegan567:

brighteronthesunnyside:

glampyra:

lowly-wanderer:

mitkitty:

mordremsylvari:

sharitheaurin:

chimeracorp:

roseshrimp:

fiilme:

kaijutegu:

alpinehell:

heartsung:

incandescentincubus:

soloontherocks:

zingdev:

thecrimsonchaos:

100-percent-beef-jasper:

scrubbag:

verdemono:

chefpyro:

old-man-jigglebones:

huyh172:

unadulteratedpiratepizza:

hipnopolis:

Bird Superhero

literally a parrot

Kamen rider chicken

Swords for arms

Fat naked sheep giraffe

Edgy Crocodile

Big meaty claw hands.

Dead Mom Trauma

Smiley Spikey Shadow Friend

that ferret is on fire!

damp bird-god

Punch Frog

Horny alarm dog.

Screaming Big Flapper

Discolored radish

A snow man.

that shrimp’s been jacking it

Lump o’ purple

Sassy purple cat

Useless fire poof

Literally Satan

Spoopy Candle

baby version of that racist one that isn’t racist anymore

Sunflower

Mutated lizard who’s tail is burning

hand wings

mutated pink eyed creepy cat

mutant gecko with a christmas tree for a tail

an egg

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    Fire chicken that knows karate
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    A small bland fox thing having an identity crisis
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  4. cultofkaboom said: Literally a fat Blue Whale
  5. the-writer-nerd-ro reblogged this from leon-kinda-sus and added:
    Polite ball of scales
  6. onecream-fivesugars reblogged this from leon-kinda-sus and added:
    uhhh angry knight with blades
  7. leon-kinda-sus reblogged this from shinyglaceonice and added:
    the better electric rodent
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    discount–supervillian: Bob the cross between a flower and a midget dinosaur the size of a dog
  10. gp329 reblogged this from gp329 and added:
    Also since I can’t pick favorites:The medium zappy-mouse mentioned above, and his child, who are both in Nintendo Switch...
  11. skeletonsonparade said: dog that is also a harbinger of death
  12. thatoneweirdtaco reblogged this from ryukodragon and added:
    Brown fluffy puppy
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    Cabbage
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    discount–supervillian: Angy birb of much riot
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    Flopping chunky cursed bean
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    Pink ribbon dog and black spiky smiley asshole
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    rabbit that you shouldn’t google in publicdevious ghost witchthree angry snakesmetal bull mansparkle bat