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Describe your favorite Pokémon in the shittiest manner possible

Bird Superhero

unadulteratedpiratepizza

literally a parrot

huyh172

Kamen rider chicken

old-man-jigglebones

Swords for arms

chefpyro

Fat naked sheep giraffe

verdemono

Edgy Crocodile

scrubbag

Big meaty claw hands.

100-percent-beef-jasper

Dead Mom Trauma

thecrimsonchaos

Smiley Spikey Shadow Friend

zingdev

that ferret is on fire!

soloontherocks

damp bird-god

incandescentincubus

Punch Frog

heartsung

Horny alarm dog.

alpinehell

Screaming Big Flapper

kaijutegu

Discolored radish

fiilme

A snow man.

roseshrimp

that shrimp’s been jacking it

chimeracorp

Lump o’ purple

sharitheaurin

Sassy purple cat

mordremsylvari

Useless fire poof

mitkitty

Literally Satan

lowly-wanderer

Spoopy Candle

glampyra

baby version of that racist one that isn’t racist anymore

brighteronthesunnyside

Sunflower

mohegan567

Mutated lizard who’s tail is burning

rattusregius

hand wings

psydoktor

mutated pink eyed creepy cat

the-nerdy-reindeer

mutant gecko with a christmas tree for a tail

silver-tongues-blog

an egg