if you’re a psych major and you’re not mentally ill and/or disabled in some shape or form I actually really fucking hate u
If you’re a geology major and you’re not a rock and/or a non-living form I actually really fucking hate u
If you’re not a quadratic equation don’t even start with me fam
If you’re a historian and haven’t been alive since recorded history get out my face fam
If you’re a reading teacher and you’re not even a read book sit the entire fuck down fam
If ur an art major and ur not a drawing u should stay in ur lane 😂😂😂✌✌✌
if you aint a self evolving ai you really have no business programming
If ur a music major u better be a goddamn fucking violin or else ur ablesit
If you aren’t a statue, you aren’t allowed to take sculpting