old people we're gonna make movie theaters cell phone friendly for those darn kids so they can stop interrupting our movies with their millenial texting addiction!

young people it cost me the price of 12 mcchickens to see this movie and i debated for 10 solid minutes whether or not this popcorn combo was worth the additional 20 mcchickens. this movie cost me a total of 32 potential meals. i am going to burn every second of it into my brain and anyone who tries to interrupt my enjoyment of this is going to get the shit kicked out of them