Silver Tongue

rosexknight:

“I’m sorry sir it’s not available for pickup because we don’t have any in store.”

“It’s right over there.”

“That’s the display model. We can’t sell you that since it’s still an active item.”

“So you’re telling me I can’t get one today.”

“If we had one TO sell to you, you could. But we’re out of stock. We can ship it to you.”

“It’s gonna get banged up in the truck.”

“I’m sorry sir we’re either going to have to ship it to you, ship it to us via an in-store transfer truck, or you can pick it up at another location.”

“Yeah that’s all you’re TELLING me you can do.”

“Sir that’s all we CAN do for you.”

“Don’t yell at me. (I didn’t) Just get me one from another store.”

What else do you think we can do? Do you think we have magical portals to get product that we don’t tell the customers about? What the hell dude?