falsedetective

this election has gone completely off the rails and it’s still only february i am LIVING

falsedetective

it’s march and it’s time for an update

falsedetective

as of april 4, 2016

falsedetective

may 2: we’ve entered into a reality no satire could have prepared us for

shatterstag

i want to kiss whoever thought of ‘boehner unleashed’