momnar:

deliverusfromsburb:

youngvenuz:

deliverusfromsburb:

because-im-freaking-greed:

deliverusfromsburb:

The fact that no time travelers have appeared to stop Donald Trump yet suggests one of two things: either he doesn’t win the election or he does and the entire world ends.

Or Ted Cruz was the time traveller, and his participation in the race is part of a stable time loop which leads to Trump becoming President

Ted Cruz’s uncanny behavior and appearance are actually because he is an alien investigating the exact reasons why Earth became a charred cinder in galactic federation year 20967234. He dropped out when he realized the answer and is now making arrangements to be beamed away before it is too late.

unfortunately due to a mishap during the beaming process he is sent to 1960’s northern california and is driven mad and thus becomes the zodiac killer

which we all gave him the idea for in the first place

case closed everyone hit the showers

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    Looking at this from late 2020, option two has been looking ever-increasingly plausible.
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    This didn’t age well
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    Every day he’s in office feels like one day closer to the end of the world.
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