Garfield is a Youkai

chorocojo:

So… I think beloved comics page feline and king of comedy “Garfield” is a bakeneko. Shocking, I know. Here is my evidence:

According to Japanese folklore, a cat may become a bakeneko by meeting any of the following three conditions:
-Living over ten years of age.
Check
-Reaching one kan (3.75 kg or 8.25 lbs) in weight
Big Check


Once transformed, bakeneko gain a range of paranormal powers. These powers are used to haunt the household they live in. They include:
-menacing (even eating) sleeping humans

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That’s a check.

-walking on its hind legs.

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HMM.

-They may use their shape-shifting powers to live a life as a human would normally …

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-… sometimes by taking the place of a member of the household after killing and consuming them in their sleep.
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Bakeneko also have the ability to eat anything in their way, regardless of size

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or edibility.image

Bakeneko are also sometimes said to have the power to enter someone’s dreams.

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The evidence is all right there, people. Garfield is a godless youkai and must be exterminated. Fuck you Garfield.

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    Isn’t he canonically an avatar of god, who gave him unique powers because he bears his face, and that’s also why cats...
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