quartz-poker:

annlarimer:

richiewhite:

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “you’re in here alot, are you an alcoholic?”

The horse ponders for a minute and responds “I don’t think I am”
And poof he disappears

This is where philosophy students start to snicker, as they are familiar with Descartes postulate, “I think, therefore I am.”

But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse

GO TO YOUR ROOM!

I’m ashamed at how much this made me laugh.

this whole joke is the most esoteric thing I’ve ever read. it has so many depths to it from a subverted joke, to a philosophical joke and ends on a fucking play on words.

Reblogged 4 years ago from quartz-poker-deactivated2018120 (Originally from richiewhite)
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