Conservatives We want to fight the sexual assault of women!

Women Oh cool, are you going to promote sex education that focuses on consent?

Conservatives Haha what even?

Women Well, are you gonna test more rape kits?

Conservatives Lol no

Women Are you going to broaden sexual assault laws to include all types of sexualized violence?

Conservatives Buh-NOPE

Women Um....are you going to harshen the punishment for sex crimes?

Conservatives Well jeez that's just ridiculous.

Women So what the fuck are you going to do then?

Conservatives We're going to pay men to follow you into the bathroom and demand to know what your genitals look like.

Women ....

Conservatives Progress!