Silver Tongue
charlesoberonn:
“ Jasper: Repeat after me. Green.
Peridot: Green.
Jasper: Green.
Peridot: Green.
Jasper: What’s the color of your gem?
Peridot: Green.
Jasper: Eh! You didn’t repeat after me!
Peridot: *sighs*
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Jasper: You know, they say your gem is...

charlesoberonn:

Jasper: Repeat after me. Green.

Peridot: Green.

Jasper: Green.

Peridot: Green.

Jasper: What’s the color of your gem?

Peridot: Green.

Jasper: Eh! You didn’t repeat after me!

Peridot: *sighs*

Jasper: You know, they say your gem is defective if your hand is bigger than your face.

Peridot: No, they don’t. I’m an expert of Gem defects.

Jasper: It’s a new research, just in from Homeworld.

Peridot: Really? *compares her hand to her face*

Jasper: *smacks Peridot’s face with her own hand* Pfft, ha!

Peridot: *groans*

Jasper: The blue gem lives in the blue house.

Peridot: Jasper, no.

Jasper: The red gem lives in the red house.

Peridot: I’m not going along with this, Jasper.

Jasper: Who lives in the white house?

Peridot: I’m not answering this question.

Jasper: Come on, Peridot. Who lives in the white house?

Peridot: Ugh, fine. Is it the white gem?

Jasper: No, you idiot, the president lives in the white house! HAHAHA

Peridot: What the hell is a president?

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