Jasper: Repeat after me. Green.
Peridot: Green.
Jasper: Green.
Peridot: Green.
Jasper: What’s the color of your gem?
Peridot: Green.
Jasper: Eh! You didn’t repeat after me!
Peridot: *sighs*
—
Jasper: You know, they say your gem is defective if your hand is bigger than your face.
Peridot: No, they don’t. I’m an expert of Gem defects.
Jasper: It’s a new research, just in from Homeworld.
Peridot: Really? *compares her hand to her face*
Jasper: *smacks Peridot’s face with her own hand* Pfft, ha!
Peridot: *groans*
—
Jasper: The blue gem lives in the blue house.
Peridot: Jasper, no.
Jasper: The red gem lives in the red house.
Peridot: I’m not going along with this, Jasper.
Jasper: Who lives in the white house?
Peridot: I’m not answering this question.
Jasper: Come on, Peridot. Who lives in the white house?
Peridot: Ugh, fine. Is it the white gem?
Jasper: No, you idiot, the president lives in the white house! HAHAHA
Peridot: What the hell is a president?
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