Silver Tongue
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quartz-poker:

3-apples:

sugaryviolet:

cannedcream:

poetessmlp:

riquis:

jessiereblogs:

fanboyingoveranypony:

nickyvmlp:

victoryfire88:

goodasgould:

teachingwithcoffee:

tunedintoteaching:

adventuresinemmaland:

i-am-the-broken-bride:

str8palechristianconservatives:

str8palechristianconservatives:

proudgayconservative:

shadowfromthestarlight:

“You here?”

This could work.

I’m the most awesome candidate that you’re either here at my rallies or you wish you could be here. 

“Good Luck”

I’m not seeing that work well.

“do you know what this means??”

workable

-SP

the alien emoji????

-CR

“Yeah….that night…while fun…was detrimental to my health.”

GREAT

“But awesome.”

It would be great when people would argue against electing me because you could use my slogan as your argument.

“Lol nice”

Interesting..

TOO LONG
Hm.

“I offer no affirmation or denial of that.”

I’d make a good politician with that behavior.

“ On my way home.”

“$60.”

image

Originally posted by things-of-jontron

“Is the funeral over soon?” .. I could be a morbid president

“Eating toast”
Ok works with me

“Miss?”

“It’s chicken…in capes!”

What in the world would my policy positions entail after that?!

“We are poor this week so movie is all we are doing. And Mike is exhausted so I’m forcing him sleep soon after.”

Just rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?

“Trying to figure out a good day for the party”

This could work.

“And perhaps cum in there?” Yeah…..

“I caught an alligator gar”

That’s how badass I am. I caught one. WITH MY HANDS. Well, my right hand. And computer mouse. It was a virtual alligator gar. But they don’t have to know that!

monitor is on

  1. phe-purple-parade reblogged this from queerly-musically-me and added:
    “Just got off the bus”
  2. gearsthegarlicbread reblogged this from hatsfornewsies and added:
    “but pirate dream”
  3. kingdom-of-ire reblogged this from keiachi-chan and added:
    bob said that
  4. girlsgenerationforever1 reblogged this from distant-screaming and added:
    “BITCH I have so many questions, don’t move”
  5. keiachi-chan reblogged this from matriarchofworms and added:
    Pawggers, wan talkk
  6. fifthdarkdevaofdestruction reblogged this from p33p33p00p00 and added:
    “hwat?? I didn’t even show her yet???”
  7. matriarchofworms reblogged this from tachikoma and added:
    i’m going home to take a nap
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    “The mama and her babies. We thought she might just be a big eater at first but nope that wasn’t a food baby…”
  11. p33p33p00p00 reblogged this from thelonewulff and added:
    “also. do you have any ideas of what else i can add. bloxburg doesnt have anvils OR potion making shit ::::(”
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    “Crowling peg exchange rate”
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    “Where are you bringing goats tomorrow?”
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  15. thelonewulff reblogged this from deannafanafofana and added:
    Yeah, ik right?
  16. hatsfornewsies reblogged this from queerly-musically-me and added:
    “We can fit all the shoes”
  17. baffled-squirrel reblogged this from queerly-musically-me and added:
    “best of luck”
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    “Did you guys block me?”
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    “Mooi 😊”
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    “looking kinda sus”
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