“You here?”
This could work.
I’m the most awesome candidate that you’re either here at my rallies or you wish you could be here.
“Good Luck”
I’m not seeing that work well.
“do you know what this means??”
workable
-SP
the alien emoji????
-CR
“Yeah….that night…while fun…was detrimental to my health.”
GREAT
“But awesome.”
It would be great when people would argue against electing me because you could use my slogan as your argument.
“Lol nice”
Interesting..
TOO LONG
Hm.
“I offer no affirmation or denial of that.”
I’d make a good politician with that behavior.
“ On my way home.”
“Is the funeral over soon?” .. I could be a morbid president
“Eating toast”
Ok works with me
“Miss?”
“It’s chicken…in capes!”
What in the world would my policy positions entail after that?!
“We are poor this week so movie is all we are doing. And Mike is exhausted so I’m forcing him sleep soon after.”
Just rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?
“Trying to figure out a good day for the party”
This could work.
“And perhaps cum in there?” Yeah…..
“I caught an alligator gar”
That’s how badass I am. I caught one. WITH MY HANDS. Well, my right hand. And computer mouse. It was a virtual alligator gar. But they don’t have to know that!
monitor is on