slimetony:
“ connorclang:
“ slimetony:
“ kansalainen:
“ thesufjanstevensmodel5000:
“ Remember when soap was just about being clean? Sex is everything. Everything is sex. Stand back and watch the magic happen!
”
#my mom got this for me as a stocking...

slimetony:

connorclang:

slimetony:

kansalainen:

thesufjanstevensmodel5000:

Remember when soap was just about being clean? Sex is everything. Everything is sex. Stand back and watch the magic happen!

#my mom got this for me as a stocking stuffer for christmas when I was like 16 and it was the worst set of signals like#you smell bad and can’t get laid: the soap

Stop airing my business like that!! it was in the tags for a reason stop[!!!

hey all you people: tumblr user slimetony smelled bad when he was 16

NOT TRUE BAD NO NO NO NO BAD

a first glance, I thought that was motor oil

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