friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:
there isn’t a single decision you made today without looking thru the lens of patriarchy.
Patriarchy made me order a buffalo chicken wrap today.
Patriarchy made me click like on cat pictures.
i’m eating a cookie bc of the patriarchy
So it was patriarchy that made me put on a sweater instead of a sundress? Not this abominable cold snap?
The patriarchy made me write gay porn.
Patriarchy bought me Gatorade and Cheetos.
I recently bought every single comic with Aquagirl in it, because of the patriarchy
Patriarchy made me spend most of my day reading Black Widow comics, apparently.
-Dany
Patriarchy drove me to drink
Patriarchy made me smoke weed
Patriarchy made me reblog this post again.
Patriarchy made me eat lemon cookies for breakfast.
Patriarchy made me buy sodas in glass bottles rather than cans
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Patriarchy made me go visit my grandma who has cancer
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The patriarchy made me roll over and fall back asleep when I was woken up by my phone this afternoon.
