thesufjanstevensmodel5000

Remember when soap was just about being clean? Sex is everything. Everything is sex. Stand back and watch the magic happen!

kansalainen

#my mom got this for me as a stocking stuffer for christmas when I was like 16 and it was the worst set of signals like#you smell bad and can’t get laid: the soap

slimetony

Stop airing my business like that!! it was in the tags for a reason stop[!!!

connorclang

hey all you people: tumblr user slimetony smelled bad when he was 16

slimetony

NOT TRUE BAD NO NO NO NO BAD

silver-tongues-blog

a first glance, I thought that was motor oil

pastel-crow

@silver-tongues-blog it is

silver-tongues-blog

Pretty sure it’s soap because of the words on it.

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