STEVEN UNDERSTUCK
I bring you the NEW SUPERWHOLOCK
I will birth this monstrosity by legally changing my name to
KANAYA PERIDOT METTABLOOK
*cackles manically*
Oh Dear Child Let Me Get You A Towel From The Beach House
Kanaya if you go through with this I want a divorce.
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
KANAYA MARYAM, YOU KNOCK THIS OFF R8GHT NOW OR WE’RE THROUGH!!!!!!!!
Please Have Mercy On Me My Dear Vrisan Univrs For I Love You So
I Cannot Undo This Horror But We Can Still Live In Peace And Love In This Hellscape
(art drawn for me by @gastrictank who has a rly cool patreon linked here, vrisan univrs and kanaya toriven are my ocs do not steal™(registered trademark))
YOU’RE DEAD TO ME KANAYA. DO YO8 HEAR ME?
DE8D T8 M8!!!!!!!!
can I add this?