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If you need further proof that this decision by Marvel is the actual worst thing ever, please consider that Captain America has officially lost the moral high ground to the Joker. 

That’s right. 

THE JOKER NOW HAS HIGHER MORAL STANDARDS THAN STEVE ROGERS, AND THAT’S JUST NOT RIGHT PEOPLE

You forget one time they had everybody die to a zombie apocalypse. (DC did the same thing.) And another time Thor was a frog. And all the times Superman has snapped or turned evil.

Comics do silly things. That’s what they do.

What about that time Deadpool killed every superhuman in existence, including the heroes that can regenerate because he has a magical sword he literally pulls from hammer space that stops/ignores healing factor from working?

Why does it have to be a magical sword? There’s a (mostly experimental) treatment for radiation poisoning that stops your cells from dividing long enough to let your proteins repair the radiation damage to your DNA, thereby ensuring the later cellular division will be healthy.

Just inject a regenerator with a fuckton of that and boom, power neutralized.

Because those with healing factors are even immune to that, at best it slows their healing factor. It was more the fact he literally pulls a sword out of nowhere and can regenerate from a single cell. The only thing that can 100% kill wolverine or deadpool besides that sword is if two planets collide.

How can they be immune to it when it’s newer than basically every comic book character. D:

well people with healing factors work like cell from DBZ. You have to destroy every cell because they can regenerate from a single blood cell. So if someone could hurl them into a sun or a nuclear plant or something. ALternatively, you could also “kill” them by completely destoying their brain. They will regenerate the brain but none of the memories that it had meaning they will have the mentality of a newborn/ From there you could spend years teaching them only what you want them to know