elitefourstevonnie:

marvelcolm:

spacepunkstevie:

The only way I’ll accept the hydracap story line to play out is:

• Steve’s busy being a nazi when Bucky goes to check on him and bucky’s like “wtf the fuck”
  
• So he’s like “steve no” and steve’s like “steve yes” and Bucky’s like “that’s only funny when you’re a good guy doing reckless things and not a NAZI doing NAZI THINGS” and steve’s like “(ง'̀-‘́)ง” because he’s a dick now
• but Bucky can win this
• because Bucky’s got a secret weapon
• an assassin you know and love who’s unafraid to step in
• he’s constantly confusing, confounding the marvel henchmen
• EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA’S FAVOURITE FIGHTING TRASH CAN
• Deadpool
• so he goes to deadpool like “you know that thing you do where you break the fourth wall or w/e” and deadpool’s like “yeah?”
• “can i use it for a bit?”
  
• so they go off and fight the marvel writers (with swords) and then destroy the new issues (with fire) and then they go to see steve and steve hugs them all and he’s crying and thanking them for saving his characterisation
• and then they go out for ice cream or something

THIS IS EFFECTIVELY THE ONLY WAY TO FIX THINGS

my favorite part of this whole thing is the implication that deadpool is the marquis de lafayette of the marvel universe