Did you all know that Loki and Odin liked to hunt? One day they hunted an otter, and gave the pelt to the family of dwarves that owned the forest as a gift.
The otter was one of their family members who could shapeshift.
They then gave the dwarves cursed gold as an apology, and the dwarves killed each other out of greed, and the only survivor became a dragon.
And this is why Odin and Loki are massive a**holes.
The gods of Norse where kinda dicks. Like the entire reason Sleipnir exists is because Loki was helping to cheat a guy out of getting paid, as we established earlier last year or this year.
Thor literally could have a bad day and his go-to way to de-stress was to run off and beat the shit out of Frost Giants Regularly. I think Tyr was the only cool not-dick of them really, and the others mocked him for being so stupid and make him look away and Fenrir bit his hand off that was his sword hand, so had to learn to use a shield with that arm and a sword with the other.
Name a god that isn’t a dick.
jormungandr was pretty decent. I mean, he’s the one who ultimately kills all the gods. Like, you think fenrir is badass? he’s just a distraction for this motherfucking world eating snake.