hear me out: a cutthroat kitchen-type contest for fanfic writers. contestants are given a different trope to write each round. sabotages include making an opponent write in first person, requiring them to write in a particular AU, making them incorporate the opening structure of my immortal. alton brown looks over your shoulder while you write the smut.
Just imagine the songfic round when the song is chosen by a wheel of death. Never once has it actually landed on an Evanescence or FOB song.
Other challenges include The NoTP Round, where writers have to write a fanon pairing that they just can’t stand; The Longhand Challenge, where writers have to write the whole fic WITHOUT A COMPUTER; and The Canon Crash, where someone must write a fic incorporating a piece of canon that they violently disagree with.
And let’s not even talk about the episode where someone ended up doing a Rule 36 Anthro Sex Pollen Big Bang Theory Crossover. The Wheel was merciless that day.
Omg. Omg I want to play in this fest. Please. Someone…. Please.