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Did you all know that Loki and Odin liked to hunt? One day they hunted an otter, and gave the pelt to the family of dwarves that owned the forest as a gift.

The otter was one of their family members who could shapeshift. 

They then gave the dwarves cursed gold as an apology, and the dwarves killed each other out of greed, and the only survivor became a dragon.

And this is why Odin and Loki are massive a**holes.

The gods of Norse where kinda dicks. Like the entire reason Sleipnir exists is because Loki was helping to cheat a guy out of getting paid, as we established earlier last year or this year.

Thor literally could have a bad day and his go-to way to de-stress was to run off and beat the shit out of Frost Giants Regularly. I think Tyr was the only cool not-dick of them really, and the others mocked him for being so stupid and make him look away and Fenrir bit his hand off that was his sword hand, so had to learn to use a shield with that arm and a sword with the other.

Name a god that isn’t a dick.

I did, Tyr, also the harvest gods are pretty alright provided you remember to thank them for their bounty… the problem is sometimes those gods want human sacrifices to ensure a good bounty. And Athena was pretty cool, Ares was a dick though.

Demeter freezes the world a quarter of the year and nearly starved everybody to death all because she doesn’t like the fact her daughter is married to Hades. Seriously, she just about killed everybody. Even the other gods went “What the hell, lady. Those mortals need food!”

Athena’s good in the stories we have, but I imagine there are stories that were lost where she was a dick.

Hera threw her own son off the mountain, permenantly crippling him because the goddess of family only cares for “perfect” families. Ugly? have gay parents? have a father who deserted your mother? Too bad, hera doesn’t give a shit about you. Zeus rape your mother resulting in your birth? Too bad, hera blames you.
hera is the biggest bitch ever. she’s probably republican.