flirting with a man at a bar
me: hey lemme see ur phone I’ll put my number in
unsuspecting fool: hahah sure *hands me his phone*
me: *transfers his entire Pokemon Go team to myself*
fool: what the fuck?
me: *rips my jacket open to reveal a sensible tee with a large bedazzled letter R* TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVISTA–
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