mecha-moobs

Good ad.

lcpl-schmuck

Holy balls….

leveractionlady

Holy hell

r2dork2

Holy shit, that’s some faith in your product

ariaofdoom

God damn Russians.

dustyhooves

Well, I’m fucking sold on that, dam son.

the-ink-pad

well then, I know who I want to buy from next time I need body armor.

quartz-poker

This is how the first practical body armor was marketted, too. “Look, it works. Don’t believe me? Ok, here’s a vest. I’ll put it on. Shoot me. Shoot me dammit! Ok fine give me the gun and I’ll shoot myself.”

I’m curious to see why this guy didn’t suffer the usual effects of being shot while wearing body armor, though. Usually the armor stops the penetration, but not the kinetic energy, and so getting hit is like a hammerblow against plate armor, and can still break ribs and cause significant bruising.

silver-tongues-blog

he’s probably pulling a Houdini and acting like it didn’t hurt him but as soon as the camera shuts off, he’s gonna be vomiting blood.