Silver Tongue

clientsfromhell:

I was contacted by a client who I’d finished a website for over a year ago.

Client: Why did my site crash?

Me: Let me send you a retainer contract and I can take a look at it once I’ve got a signed contract and the initial payment.

Client: I can’t pay you! Can’t you just fix it?

Me: No, that wasn’t part of our contract. I have no idea why it isn’t working. It will take some time to figure out what is wrong and how to fix it.

Client: Okay. Do that. But I can’t pay you.

Me: Then, I can’t work.

Client: How do you make any money then?

Me:

Client:

Me: …what?

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