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I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has to turn it into some tragic take of rape or murder or misinformed mental illness.

So you know what? From now on I’m gonna do the exact opposite. Every cool grim-dark show is now because of a bunch of children. To get us started:

Game of Thrones: A middle-school DnD campaign with the most angry, vindictive DM who has promised to kill everyone’s player characters (and their family) by the end.

The Walking Dead: Some 13 year olds playing with nerf guns, but trying to be really serious about it because they’re all self conscious about playing with toys.

Breaking Bad: a teacher gave a kid some confiscated rock candy and now they’re fantasizing about his personal life.

*blesses you all for this*

Supernatural: a couple tween goth girls RPing with their OCs

Orphan Black: A girl has way too many identical barbie dolls, and makes them over instead.

Firefly: group of white suburbia kids can’t agree whether they want to play cowboys, Star Trek, pirates, or ninjas.

Blade: revenge fantasy of a tiny angry black girl shunned by a group of Twilight fangirls.

IT GOT BETTER.

warehouse 13: two kids dream up stories behind weird stuff in an antique shop

American Horror Story: a group of kids make up their own horror stories after their parents decide they’re too young to watch scary movies on TV.

NBC’s Hannibal: A snarky vegan teenager writes a series of short stories for her creative writing class about the evils of eating meat (Freddie Lounds is her self-insert, which is why she avoids eating human flesh by being a vegetarian.)

don’t hug me im scared: it’s about children growing up.