So, some of you may have seen a post today about how one of the founding members of Tumblrpon, Pilkie, had recently died.

It’s complete and utter horseshit. Pilkie’s as alive as you and me. Do you want to know how I know this?

I FUCKING ASKED HIM ON STEAM. 

@IHaveNoPorpoiseInLife is fucking scamming you and trying to fake a tragedy. You’ll notice I have that as an archived link. That’s on purpose, in case it gets deleted.

Not to mention, I have a sneaking suspicion it’s that DolphinParty motherfucker who was known for harassing Pilkie.

You, fuckhead, are a no-good shit-for-brains, and people like you who report fake deaths are going to Super Hell.

-Serious Fucking Rainbow, Son