hear me out: a cutthroat kitchen-type contest for fanfic writers. contestants are given a different trope to write each round. sabotages include making an opponent write in first person, requiring them to write in a particular AU, making them incorporate the opening structure of my immortal. alton brown looks over your shoulder while you write the smut.
Oh, god.
A grab bag of horrible euphemisms are on the table, you bid for the privilege of being the only author allowed to use “cock”
this little auction item will allow you to make two writers swap themes for the challenge!