Silver Tongue

kastortheunspareable:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

the dopest thing about horses is that they’re basically grass engines

like, grass goes in, fast comes out

most things that produce fast (like cheetahs, and cars) use much more heavily processed grass, like horses, and oil

and yet here horses are, producing The Fast with only The Grass

i made this post over a year ago and somehow in the past four hours or so it got 1,300 notes?

this is a finely aged shitpost, over a year old, sealed in an oaken barrel to give it the optimal flavour.

Reblogged 6 years ago from taffybuns (Originally from transhumanisticpanspermia)
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