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I’m forcing my way through Alpha and Omega, but it’s really hard to watch this thing.

I’ve never seen a theatrical release so lacking in polish. I can’t believe this came out in 2010. It’s so bad.

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IS THAT A FUCKING MATTE PAINTING IN THE BACKGROUND ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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THE LIGHT SOURCES ARE ALL WRONG. ACCORDING TO THE PAINTING LIGHT SHOULD BE COMING FROM BEHIND THIS GUY BUT INSTEAD ITS ALMOST DIRECTLY TO HIS RIGHT

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everyone’s fur-hair looks like feathers

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is this hell

am i in hell

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theyre all like “wow kate is so hot tonight” like chill guys its just a flower

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someone call the rubies i found jasper

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Oh no! The dogs have been taken from one generic and strangely unpopulated forest to another generic and strangely unpopulated forest!

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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

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in this shot you can actually see where the cg landscape ends and the matte painting begins

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those checkmarks are supposed to be carved into the tree but here you can clearly see that when the tree was modeled they instead made the check marks stick OUT of the tree, and then just gave it a different texture and thought no one would notice

This was a theatrical release

This spawned four sequels

This came out the same year as Toy Story 3

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this movie cost 20 million dollars

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wtf kind of deviantart oc bullshit is this

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okay but to be fair this biker/librarian couple is really cute

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wow these two are an absolute treasure can I please have a movie about them?

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ah, yes, the matte painting looks beautiful tonight

and no, I’m not going to get over this

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i don’t know what’s worse, the fact that they just stuck the characters on top of a painting for this scene, or the fact that doing so made this the best looking shot in the whole movie

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…and it led directly to a continuity error. In the previous shot the characters were walking on a grass pathway, but in this shot no such pathway can be found

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why is it always the same flower that lily wears

are there no other flowers in the forest

did the animators not want to model another flower?

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Since when do wolves get married? Don’t they just fuck and leave?

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*lion king music*

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LONG LIVE THE KING

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alpha and omega is actually an allegory for the first pokemon movie confirmed

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AND IT ALL ENDS ON A DANCE PARTY BECAUSE OF COURSE IT DOES

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its over now and i feel dead inside

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