rubyfruitjumble

me standing in a rainstorm: What the fuck is this…… communist water… with free handouts from the sky how will anyone have the incentive to work

splybox

What’s really funny is in some states it’s illegal to collect rainwater beyond a certain volume

earlploddington

you know what? i’m not even surprised anymore

sass-raptor

It gets even better/worse. The reason this is a law is because the states view the rainwater as their property. As in. It belongs to the state, and collecting rainwater is stealing.

spooky-nightmares

How is rainwater anyone’s property did they firm a contract with the elements or what the fuck

rebel-without-a-rebellion

Welcome to capitalism 101, kids. Today we’re gonna learn how to fucking OWN THE RAIN ☔ 💰 ☔