Omg guys please never say the following to a cashier:
“Haha it must be free.”
“I get a discount right?”
“C'mon smile!”
“I just printed those bills this morning.”
I guarantee they’ve heard them a billion times. You’re not bringing humor to their day. You’re making yourself look like an idiot. Just don’t…
Whenever someone says that, I just stare at them with the most deadpan look I can give. You know, this one