realestmatt:

randomthefox:

That little speech Matt gave about the pirate boss from Skyward Sword is beautiful. If you could frame words, I would. Because it’s the ultimate expression of hypocrisy I have EVER heard from ANY of these goobers. If you tried to keep count of all the times these dudes have dismissed a game or even part of a game as garbagetrash because they couldn’t figure out how to play it and were DSPing their way through ignoring the blatant sign posting of what they were SUPPOSED to do cuz they were too busy tongue cleaning each others smegma, you’d run out of fingers and toes after only a few videos. But then when it’s a ZELDA game, the WORST ONE at that, suddenly it’s like “oh this game is awesome I was just playing it wrong.” Like what the FUCK. Their Zelda apologism is fucking banaynays. If it had been ANY OTHER GAME, you KNOW Matt would be like “oh a game saying you have to do this part ‘this’ way is bad why can’t I do it the way I want to this game is bad.” You KNOW he would cuz he’s done it before, they all have. God DAMNIT that’s fucking annoying.

Sorry my opinion is so offensive to you. I’ll make sure to not express it anymore.

Okay sounds like an idiot who relies on walkthroughs to win games. Part of the fun is figuring out what the hell you’re supposed to do. That’s why I love you guys so much, because half the time you know exactly what to do and the other half you’re running around in circles. It’s also why I love your place is like dark souls and Metroid Fusion because the person playing had no idea what to do but one of the people present knew exactly what to do.