mine is fucking Butt Lock are you fucking kidding me

Okay…what the fuck is a “Reversal Scratch”. I literally have one of the shit-tastic moves in the Pokemon universe. The point of scratching is to inflict harm. Reversing that is like cracking out the med supplies and doctoring your opponent like, “Oh I am so terribly sorry sir/madam, please faint me out of my misery the next time it’s your turn. Proper super effective, if you’d be so kind.”