sapphire saying overly dramatic shit like “Such is fate…” when steven tells her she froze the toilet fucking solidifies my hc that sapphire is just that sarcastic dramatic friend that whenever someone’s like “oh hey we’re out of ketchup” she deadpan gazes out the window and is like “So… it has come to This…”
and half the time she actually fools people into thinking that they’ve enabled some HyperDeathFuture by stating a lack of condiments
Wasn’t she humming stronger than you when in space jail and then jasper told her to stop. And then garnet sang stronger than you while fighting jasper? I am fully for sapphire being the master of comedy.
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