Remember Dr. Montgomery Montgomery from A Series of Unfortunate Events? The Baudelaires called him Uncle Monty. He was a herpetologist. Herpetology. Study of amphibians and reptiles like snakes. Pythons? Those are snakes. Uncle Monty. Studied snakes. Snakes like pythons. Monty Python.
I am fucking seething with rage right now
@scraps-is-busy Remember when he discovered a new species of snake and called it incredibly deadly snake and it turned out to actually be one of the sweetest reptiles to exist? And he only did it to fuck with people?