1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

3) mostly mined with slave labor

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

5) a lot of us don’t even care about value there are WAY COOLER looking rocks than diamonds. i’ve found cooler rocks on the ground tbh

6) we’re almost all poor?? the economy is terrible and college costs too much?? why would we waste the money

why aren’t fish buying unicycles