Silver Tongue
This is the best one ever.

rosexknight:

silver-tongues-blog:

rosexknight:

“Hey welcome to Best Buy how may I help you?”

“I was talking on the phone and I heard a cracking noise and when I looked at it it was cracked. Can I return it?”

Do you…hear yourself when you talk?

How did it get cracked?

Idk she claimed it just cracked. She didn’t drop it or anything. It just randomly cracked while she was talking.

Sounds sketchy as fuck

  1. sammm0000 reblogged this from rosexknight
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  3. rosexknight reblogged this from breaktimewritings and added:
    Wrong blog my bad.
  4. breaktimewritings reblogged this from silver-tongues-blog and added:
    Because it was.
  5. silver-tongues-blog reblogged this from rosexknight and added:
    Sounds sketchy as fuck