rosexknight
This is the best one ever.

“Hey welcome to Best Buy how may I help you?”

“I was talking on the phone and I heard a cracking noise and when I looked at it it was cracked. Can I return it?”

Do you…hear yourself when you talk?

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How did it get cracked?

rosexknight

Idk she claimed it just cracked. She didn’t drop it or anything. It just randomly cracked while she was talking.

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Sounds sketchy as fuck