Silver Tongue

thebootydiaries:

me: *walking casually toward to pet store exit*

employee: ma’am, did u or did u not put a kitten in ur purse

me:

employee: ma’am,

me: *slowly taking a kitten out of my purse* i guess u could say the cat is out of the bag haha :) 

employee:

me: lol :)

employee:

me: :) 

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