deluxetrashqueen:

“Why don’t millennials–?”

MONEY.

We have none. No money. Nobody wants to give us any.

 Whatever the rest of your question is, the answer is almost definitely “money”.

“Why don’t millennials buy diamonds?” “Why don’t millennials have houses?” “Why don’t millennials travel?” “Why don’t…”

It’s money. 

Mystery(s) solved. You’re welcome.

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