okay i know this is a mascot thing but i’ve been laughing my ass off for five minutes straight imagining a furry drug bust
the criminals all put down their weapons because they’re just too uncomfortable to fight back
I’m embarrassed to live here
I can’t believe MY TOWN HAS A FURRY COP
…how is this cringe? Have you forgotten most of us grew up with MaGruff the Crime Dog?
Or the DARE Tiger
Or the time when Dalmatians symbolized the fire department
I remember this one thing, Sparky Rat I think was the name. Had a Genie that would keep Sparky out of trouble regarding electricity.
Does anyone else remember that?
No, I just remember the lightening bug (that looked like a light-bulb) warning kids about being safe with electricity in little cartoon PSAs.
We had Smokey the Bear and Woody the Owl.
Remember the recycling bear? I don’t remember the name but I remember it existed.