bloodsbane:

A Summery of my Pokemon GO Experience:

I threw the Pokeball again. And then I missed. And then I threw one again, and I missed. I missed both times. And then I threw one, and I missed. This went on for several hours. And then I threw another. And then I missed. And then I was out of Pokeballs. And then I got sad. I had a popsicle. And then I passed out in the Florida Heat™ . Then I woke up, and then I got more Pokeballs. And then I threw one. And then I missed. I missed again. I threw one. I hit something, but it wasn’t what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. Had another popsicle. I had a dream that I was throwing Pokeballs at something. I missed. I went to a Poke Stop to get more Pokeballs. I missed. I got the revive. I put it back, but I missed. I dropped onto the floor.

Long story short: MISSED